You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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