in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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