You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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