You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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