Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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