420 ftw
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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