Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
