never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
birth control should be required to get into college
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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