my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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