): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's blow job season.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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