I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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