Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Randomize
