I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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