did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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