And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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