Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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