I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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