do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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