You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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