Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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