I am in a vortex of obligation.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Do vagina's smell?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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