I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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