'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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