just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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