For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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