some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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