You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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