try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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