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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
worst night to have a conscience
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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