Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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