Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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