Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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