Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
