haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Everything about him screamed your future.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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