Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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