i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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