im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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