Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
nutella sex= disaster
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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