how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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