god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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