you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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