You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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