He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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