I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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