At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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