honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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