I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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