i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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