Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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