The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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