Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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