The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
