with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Less talking, more tequila
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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