i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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